Post by Noah on Mar 2, 2006 23:44:50 GMT -5
ok, so this is my favorite quote from one of my many fan fictions! 10 uber points to anyone who guesses where the fan fiction originated from!
Sev let out a deep breath before contorting his features into his most intimidating scowl. Harry had spent the last two weeks trying to turn his young friend into the perfect spy, starting with facial expressions. Although Sev had mastered sneering years ago, Harry was finding it difficult to teach the boy to scowl properly. He knew from the future that Sev had a whole catalogue of scowls used for a variety of occasions, but so far he had only mastered ‘mildly annoyed’, ‘I’d move now if I were you’ and ‘you really don’t want to mess with me’. He was having trouble with a few of the worst ones, such as ‘if I was allowed to maim you, I would’ and ‘you are going to suffer a prolonged and painful death any second now’. Sev had been working on the latter for four days, but he just couldn’t get the hang of it.
Sev let out a deep breath before contorting his features into his most intimidating scowl. Harry had spent the last two weeks trying to turn his young friend into the perfect spy, starting with facial expressions. Although Sev had mastered sneering years ago, Harry was finding it difficult to teach the boy to scowl properly. He knew from the future that Sev had a whole catalogue of scowls used for a variety of occasions, but so far he had only mastered ‘mildly annoyed’, ‘I’d move now if I were you’ and ‘you really don’t want to mess with me’. He was having trouble with a few of the worst ones, such as ‘if I was allowed to maim you, I would’ and ‘you are going to suffer a prolonged and painful death any second now’. Sev had been working on the latter for four days, but he just couldn’t get the hang of it.
