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Post by Vega on Feb 22, 2006 17:04:14 GMT -5
your mother is the god of vats of soft core cable porn
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Post by Chris Steffen on Feb 22, 2006 17:17:37 GMT -5
Your mother is a dead fetus.
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Post by Vega on Feb 22, 2006 17:58:39 GMT -5
maybe i should throw her into a vat of food so that she might reanimate
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Post by Chris Steffen on Feb 22, 2006 18:03:53 GMT -5
That might just work...
*goes to the drawing board*
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Post by Vega on Feb 22, 2006 18:12:52 GMT -5
we're especially funny when we haven't slept for extended periods of time.
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Post by Chris Steffen on Feb 23, 2006 11:59:52 GMT -5
Yeah.
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Post by Vega on Feb 23, 2006 12:59:34 GMT -5
and then you fall asleep on my couch while watching gorrillaz videos. and then we cuddle for hours.
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Post by Chris Steffen on Feb 23, 2006 17:35:34 GMT -5
Yeah. Good times.
Then your dad walks in. And I'm like "OH HI I'M CHRIS."
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Post by nightwing on Feb 23, 2006 18:40:33 GMT -5
Wow... sounds like... uh... fun...
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Post by Chris Steffen on Feb 26, 2006 16:58:13 GMT -5
YOUR MOTHER SOUNDS LIKE FUN!!!! HA!
(I've hit an all-time low...)
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Post by Vega on Mar 2, 2006 1:28:03 GMT -5
no your all time low happened moments after we told my father that we were flying to hawaii to get married....oh wait that hasn't happened yet.
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Post by Chris Steffen on Mar 2, 2006 11:47:20 GMT -5
You weren't supposed to tell anyone of our plans! They were secret!
*sigh*
At least you didn't mention the plans for the honeymoon.
But don't worry, cutie. I forgives ya'.
You're such a kyoot widdle Vega, yes you are!
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Post by decayed on Mar 2, 2006 14:47:07 GMT -5
I should have known... The way you two looked at eachother, it should have been so obvious. ::sigh:: Well, I hope you two are happy together.
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Post by Chris Steffen on Mar 2, 2006 15:55:43 GMT -5
Oh! Love, don't get me wrong... I'm not leaving you.
See, the part of the plan that Vega didn't mention was that we were going to marry you as well.
That's what the honeymoon is for... See, we're going to get married in Canada, where we can do so gay-style.
And then we're going to go to some foreign country that doesn't mind polygamy. And I'd marry you.
See, I would be marrying you first, but I don't quite know if it's legal for me to do that yet...
I hope you don't mind...
Just understand, I really love you more. I only keep Vega around for the sex. (Sorry, Vega... but you knew it when we started dating.)
I <3 Decayed.
Do you understand?
Can you ever forgive me?
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Post by decayed on Mar 2, 2006 17:04:18 GMT -5
I guess I understand. I know that I just can't give you the great buttsex that he can. (Tee hee I said buttsex ) I guess I can learn to cope with the fact that you have to get your man-luvvins somewhere. I think with time I can heal and be able to forgive you. Then we can all go on Jerry Springer together when (if) we move back to the Americas.
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Post by Chris Steffen on Mar 2, 2006 17:17:25 GMT -5
I love how you included about... three inside jokes in that post that nobody but us really understand.
Well, two.
But still. It's awesome.
I love you!
<3 <3 Icy Bins, Butternips!!! <3 <3
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Post by decayed on Mar 2, 2006 17:18:25 GMT -5
Hahaha Icy Bins indeed.
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